Anniversary Song

Darlin’ I swear to you,
this is only the beginning.
I love you more each day anew.
Count the years as I’m still yearning.
Believe my heart is always true.
Darlin’ I swear to you,
I’ve only started to love you.

I have given fair warning
that you can count upon
waking up every morning
to find that I’m not gone.
I’m your bona fide companion.
Right here is where I stand.
Let us celebrate our union
as lovers hand in hand.

Darlin’ I swear to you,
this is only the beginning.
I love you more each day anew.
Count the years as I’m still yearning.
Believe my heart is always true.
Darlin’ I swear to you,
I’ve only started to love you.

It ain’t natural they say
for love to last the years.
All lovers are doomed to stray,
lose interest and end in tears.
I don’t care if the way we
live don’t match their lie.
Without you baby
I’d be a cloud without a sky,
a tree without a ground,
a sea without a shore,
an ear without a sound,
a foot without a floor,
a lost that’s never found.

Darlin’ I swear to you,
this is only the beginning.
I love you more each day anew.
Count the years as I’m still yearning.
Believe my heart is always true.
Darlin’ I swear to you,
I’ve only started to love you.

When I’m standing by your side
a starry sky appears.
My love cannot be denied,
through all the passing years.
Our time is only beginning.
I’m right where I belong.
Let us join our voices singing
our anniversary song.

Darlin’ I swear to you,
this is only the beginning.
I love you more each day anew.
Count the years as I’m still yearning.
Believe my heart is always true.
Darlin’ I swear to you,
I’ve only started to love you.

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Ballad of the Safety Tips Blues

Open my e-mail,
what do I read?
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
TV, radio,
what’s the feed?
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
One of these days
I’m gonna flip.
Day and night
it’s a constant drip
of Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!

Really, I’m serious!

“Don’t be a don’t bee,”
Romper Room creed.
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
More supervision?
Just what I need!
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Be real soon
I’m gonna flip.
Day and night
it’s a constant drip
of Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!

Stop! It’s not funny!

On the bathroom wall,
they post them there.
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Cute little drawings
everywhere.
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Sooner or later
I’m gonna flip.
Day and night
it’s a constant drip
of Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!

Take a number, ok?

Death, dismemberment,
financial ruin!
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Better watch out for
what you’re doin’.
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Count to ten
I’m gonna flip.
Day and night
it’s a constant drip
of Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!

How does the “block sender” deal work again?

Do me a favor
don’t pass ‘em on.
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
I’m too damn old for
this marathon.
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
That’s it! That’s it!
I’m startin’ to flip.
Day and night
it’s a constant drip
of Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!

Please don’t forward this to everyone you know. Just consider it an unchained letter.

Tell them I died
in happy ignorance of:
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Day and night
it’s a constant drip
of Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!
Safety Tips!

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