THE WEIRD part, aside from the sight of a swine floating outside his ninth floor office window, is he recognizes the glaring pig! His mind races back to a pot bellied pet with a heart shaped spot on its’ forehead. It was rooting around her apartment during his one nighter with . . . what was her name? He panics! “Pinky! I’ll call her!” he sobs. (What is her freakin’ name?) “Honestly Pinky! I swear I’m going to call!”

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