LITTLE BIT’S BOA is devoid of feathers and way too animated for me. I’m thinking: This is the kind of party where the invitation “come as you are” includes wearing an undulating, six foot, predatory constrictor around the neck? And, how did she get a nickname like “Little Bit?” As she introduces herself, I realize I’m halfway through my third Tanqueray and tonic. I’ve had enough. Don’t want to pass out at this party!

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