“BAGPIPE ALERT!” It pops into Warren’s head as he pulls into the parking lot. He sees people in the bar waving banners and river dancing. “Jeez! I forgot Saint Patrick’s Day!” He steers toward the exit. That’s when a guy wearing a kilt and carrying bagpipes steps into his path. A moving vehicle and bagpipes? Seems like a no brainer, but he fights down the urge and swerves around. It was close, but he gets away clean.