BE COOL. Hellboy would not be running the register at Best Buy. It sure does look like him though -- the sawed off horn stubs, the oversized masonry hand, a tail and the dude is definitely red and eight feet tall! But if it was Hellboy, everybody would be freakin’ out, right? No, maybe it is just a pimply kid in a blue golf shirt and khakis? Can’t be sure. “Hey dude! Did anybody ever tell you you look just like Hellboy?” Did I say that out loud? Now the security guys are comin’ over. Don’t freak, man. Be cool.

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