BRONSKI TAKES NOTE that the subject is heavily mulleted. While  discretely documenting from a distance said hair style with digital images, he checks his i-phone and confirms that it is, indeed, well into the 21st Century. But there it is: a crew cut backed with an incredibly ample ponytail. Mullet! Check! He seriously doubts the subject’s story that he ever had any contact with Fawn Knutson, much less “went steady” with her. Bronski knows from his brief encounter with Fawn Knutson years ago what a judgmental, mouthy bitch she could be. But why is mullet head lying? Bronski decides to call the office and arrange to put a tail on the subject. Bronski laughs so hard he throws up a little and drools down the front of his best tropical print work shirt.

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