Hula Blue

i lost my heart to a wahine
down at the hala-kahiki bar
the way she flips my beanie
to the beat of slack guitar
she’s a kanaka maoli
from across the sea
makes me feel so hau ‘oli
hips that rock and roll me
shakes my oblongata medulla
when she does that blue hula
she does that blue, blue hula
just for me.

hula blue
hula blue
ain’t the way the missionaries do
they gave their admonition
ya’ll better adopt a new position
don’t keep on with your messin’ hula blue

it drives the kanes quite papule
down at the hala-kahiki bar
she strokes that ukulele
in a posture most bizarre
it’s a sensual sensation
grass skirt bur-le-que
and it gives me inspiration
to see that hula blue
shakes my oblongata medulla
when she does that blue hula
she does that blue, blue hula
just for me.

hula blue
hula blue
ain’t the way the missionaries do
they gave their admonition
ya’ll better adopt a new position
don’t keep on with your messin’ hula blue

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