ATTACKED BY CHUPACABRA? Duane knows it’s more likely he’ll be impaled by unicorns. But, you don’t get to choose your phobias. He’s caught out after dark. The familiar hike across the pasture turns into a blind, uncertain stumble. He can’t shake the feeling he’s being stalked by mythical, blood sucking predators. “Can it get any worse than this?” he thinks. It does. He trips and falls full frontal onto fresh cow pies.

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