GEOFF IS ALLERGIC to irony, which is ironic and makes him sick to his stomach. Gladys is oblivious to irony. Geoff often has to explain to her what is causing his discomfort. This only makes things worse. Ironically, Gladys is the only woman who will put up with his affliction. Geoff would gladly pay just to see Gladys’ smile. The best thing in his life is when she smiles at him. He gets hives just thinking about it!

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