Dashboard Buddha in an SUV

Master with a mantra and a transcendental flirt
Armani sandals and a Tommy Bahama shirt
Single malt whiskey in a cup of green tea
And a dashboard Buddha in an SUV

Yeah, dashboard Buddha in an SUV
Bobble head buddy always smilin’ at me
Sure beats buskin’ by the old Bo Tree
Got a dashboard Buddha in an SUV

Bodhisattva with a day job cruisin’ to the mall
Dalai Lama ridin’ shotgun dreamin’ of Nepal
Meditation glide in perfect luxury
Dig a dashboard Buddha in an SUV

Om, dashboard Buddha in an SUV
Velcroed Fatty teachin’ me to just be
Pedal to the path livin’ so simply
With a dashboard Buddha in an SUV

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