TWYLA READS the business card: “Bart der Schnauzbart, Professional Moustache Whisperer.” Self conscious about the faint Frieda Khalo infestation obscuring her philtal columns, she glares at Bart. Oblivious to the source of her hostility, he offers with a nervous laugh: “I’m a barber. I train mustaches. See?” He twirls the edges of his own immaculate facial fur in illustration. Bart is in luck. Twyla likes goofy guys.

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