WHEN I PARKED in the driveway, a swarm of May Flies engulfed my car. I could see by the exertion of the ones on the windshield that they were trying to lift it. I was afraid to get out of the car. Maybe my added weight was the only thing keeping it on the ground. But, I was afraid to stay in the car too. If it turned out they could lift it anyway, I didn't know where I'd end up. So, I turned on the windshield washer and wipers and made a dive out the door to the pavement. The last time I saw my car, it was a Crown Vic shaped swarm of insects disappearing over rooftops to the east. I wonder if my insurance covers that?

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